Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense. -Steve Landesberg
If you are going to try cross country skiing, start with a small country. -Steven Wright
Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral. -Robert Orben
Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you. -- Carl Gustav Jung
Women and cats do as they damned well please, and men and dogs had best learn to live with it.